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GOOD INTERNET VS. BAD INTERNET IN MEMES WE TRUST These Taxpayer-Funded Memes Are The Most Wholesome Thing On The Internet digg.com The Consumer Product Safety Commission is a federal agency that spreads awareness about recalls on dangerous products and promotes safety tips. It's also the world's most wholesome meme factory. EATIN' SKETTI WITH GOTH RAGAZZA Do Not Be Fooled By Twitter's Excellent Elon Musk Impersonators nymag.com Elon Musk's Twitter is verified. You can find him and his little blue check mark tweeting about SpaceX, Tesla, and, that one time, about how one of the rescue divers who saved the Thai soccer team is a "pedo." He is not, to be clear, a crazed Frenchman wielding a baguette and sporting a mustache and a beret. That's French Élon Musque, a very good parody account. WE FOUND THEM, THE WORST HUMANS What Happened When I Tried Talking To Twitter Abusers everywhereist.com There was no common ground reached, no epiphanies that we were all just people with different views. Quite the opposite, really: I realized that these individuals did not and would not care about my feelings, no matter how long we talked. SPEED WE DIGG | SPONSORED How To Get Ridiculously Fast Internet AND $200 digg.com Fios' 100% fiber-optic gigabit network delivers blisteringly fast speeds on all (and we mean all) your devices. Switch to Fios now, and they'll give you $200 towards a range of Google and Nest smart home devices. IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE TFW THE SHARK HASN'T BEEN JUMPED When Do TV Shows Peak? theringer.com Every television series has a high point. To find out when and why most of them get there and why they can't stay there forever, we crunched the numbers and spoke to the creators who craft the episodes where everything clicks. OVERCORRECTING FOR TAY'S MISTAKES Microsoft's Politically Correct Chatbot Is Even Worse Than Its Racist One qz.com Zo is politically correct to the worst possible extreme; mention any of her triggers, and she transforms into a judgmental little brat. YOU CAN'T COUNT ON IT It's Time To Worry About The Census theatlantic.com From cybersecurity issues to administrative problems to a legal drama over a possible citizenship question, the decennial headcount is in trouble. VIDEO OF THE DAY NOPE, NO THANKS A Reminder That The Ocean Is A Big, Scary Place digg.com It's kind of a miracle that container ships — just a bunch of big metal boxes lashed together an an open ship deck — can handle huge storms like this. IN THE NEWS Jury Selection Set To Begin In Paul Manafort Trial Trump Administration Mulls A Unilateral Tax Cut For The Rich 2 American Cyclists Among 4 Dead In Tajikistan Attack Claimed By ISIS LeBron James: Trump Is Using Sports To Divide Us San Francisco Is Poised To Ban Plastic Straws. That's Got Bubble Tea Shops Worried FROM THE DIGG STORE A Smart Personal A/C For Less Than $200 store.digg.com What exactly makes this personal air conditioner so smart? It packs a Wi-Fi module that enables full control of your climate from your smartphone or compatible Smart Home system Make the Consumer Product Safety Commission proud today and stay safe. View the Edition at Digg.com »

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